i was in a memeish mood the other day, and i saw this on moku_youbi 's journal, so i decided to give it a go. then i got lazy/distracted and didn't get around to posting til now. oops.

Leave me a comment saying "Resistance is Futile."

• I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can satisfy my curiosity
• Update your journal with the answers to the questions
• Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions

Questions from moku_youbi , obviously.

What is your dream job?
i want to one day own my own bookstore/coffee shop. that's the dream that's actually achievable, if i play my cards right, where as my other dream job (touring musician) is not. because i can't play any instruments or carry a tune.

What's your favourite scent?
either the smell of a freshly opened soda, or that of acrylic paint.

What was your favourite cartoon growing up?
Anastasia, probably, or Aladdin. i still watch both those movies at least once a month, if not more.

Do you play any instruments?
i don't, and that's probably my biggest regret thus far. i'm gunning for drum lessons, though, so hopefully this time next year, the answer will be yes.

What movie/book makes you think the most? (in a good way)
i am unrepentant in my dorkdom: Harry Potter, for sure. i'm a sucker for anything magical, and Rowling wrote the magic well and believably so. But not only that, the characterization basically undoes me. it's so amazingly complex, for each and every character, and none of them are perfect, which is a really interesting thing to see in fiction, especially children's. also, i love how the series started out for kids, and lured them in with the fantasy and the rags-to-riches aspect, and then, as the readers grew, so did the characters and the plot, and by the seventh book, she's dealing with seriously heavy themes, like blatant allegories for genocide and racism, but all in this universe we've all grown to love. i'm biased, because HP means a ridiculously immense amount to me, but i've no doubt considered in depth and ranted about harry potter more than anything else in my life.

william beckett looks like your creepy cousin who's totally trying to get in your pants but you think is super ridiculously hot so you totally put out and then feel gross and horrible afterwards. but do it again because he's just that hot, even though all your friends say this is jerry springer shit and you should stop before one of you ends up with crabs and/or pregnant.

that is all.

why do you elude me, sleep, why?

Spit the Dark Music Video from empires on Vimeo.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

title: jin sluts it up with the emo crowd
pairing: patrick stump/akanishi jin
words: 1,666
rating: pg-13 for innuendo (in YOUR endo)
summary: While on hiatus, Jin meets (and meats) Fall Out Boy.
disclaimer: hah. yeah. no.
original post's a/n: I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I MUST BE MORE TIRED THAN I THOUGHT BECAUSE HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHAT DID I WRITE? SORRY FOR THE FAIL.
updated a/n: this is cross fandom crackiness, written two weeks after i started reading bandom, and will probably make no sense without knowing about both fandoms. from Jin's pov, so there are lots of awkward inside jokes, and this primer will help you get some, but definitely not all. also, you know, never beta'd or even really proofread and written at 4 o'clock in the morning. this is literally all marie153rd 's fault.

 

( i really don't even know )

title: sound of love notes
pairing: frank/gerard
words: 2,819
rating: pg-13
summary: from the 05.23.09 prompt at we_are_cities. Gerard is unsatsified with data entry.
disclaimer: title from My Chemical Romance's Cubicles. the rest of the words are mine, except the ones that aren't. plot belongs to Patrick Hughes, characters belong to themselves.
a/n: inspiring prompt was inspiring and insomnia hit hard last night, so i decided to type this up. you don't have to see the short film to get the story, but the film is beautiful and should be watched by all.


( fucking data entry )

title: tongue-tied and overloaded
pairing: butcher/sisky, with several background pairings, ranging from vague to blatant.
words: 5,062
rating: pg-13
summary: 4 years of Sisky's life at Abbott Black School for Higher Learning.
disclaimer: title from The Academy Is...'s About a Girl. besides those four, all the words are mine.
a/n: first bandom fic i've liked enough to post, and first ever fic of this size. posting now for no real reason, except because i like it. calls sisky adam, because i would think he'd refer to himself that way in his own head, and this is from his (third-person) POV.


( The summer before ninth grade, Adam’s parents decide to send him to boarding school. )